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Musical Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Shelby.
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain
when she comes.

Star Wars Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Art.
Art Who?
R2-D2.

Yucky Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Broccoli.
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Lovely Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you (I love you)

Sick Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you.

Scary Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Boo who? Why are you crying?

Crunchy Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! it's cold out here!

Jar Jar Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes me, whois you?

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
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A day without sunshine is like, night.
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Born free, taxed to death.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
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What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What’s the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
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Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!
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Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped?
Prostitute, wiping away tears: When the check bounced.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
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When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company…
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Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
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Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
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I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
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IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.
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I can handle pain until it hurts.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana
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You cannot eat me unless you lick me. -Ice-cream
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You cannot play with me unless you blow me. -Balloon
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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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A day without smiling is a day wasted.
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Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water