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The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day someone asked him how things had gone. "She uses too many four-letter words for me," was the reply. "Really?" "Yes," answered the playboy. "Allevening long she was saying "don't" and "stop" and "quit that."
Two young and rather attractive nuns were being assigned to a church in a rather seedy neighborhood. The Mother Superior, who was rather concerned for their wellbeing, asked them what they would do is someone apprpoached them and tried to rape them.
"
Well,"
the first one said, "
I have a whistle that makes the loudest noise you've ever heard."
The Mother Superior shook her head.
"
Well,"
the second said, "
I have a can of mace for such an occasion."
Again, the Mother Superior shook her head.
"
Well,"
the first one asked, "
what would you do?"
"
I would tell him to go on and pull his pants down,"
"
What?"
"
You wouldn't?"
"
I would then go ahead and pull up my skirt."
By this time both of the young nuns were almost in tears. "
But why?"

Boot It (to the tune of Beat It)

You're processing some words when your keyboard goes dead, Ten pages in the buffer, should have gone to bed, The system just crashed, but don't lose your head, Just BOOT IT, just BOOT IT.

Better think fast, better do what you can, Read the manual or call your system man, Don't want to fall behind in the race with Japan, So BOOT IT,

Get the system manager to
BOOT IT, BOOT IT,
Even though you'd rather shoot it.
Don't be upset, it's only some glitch.
All that you do is flip a little switch.
BOOT IT, BOOT IT,
Get right down and restitute it.
Don't get excited, all is not lost.
CP/M, UNIX or MS/DOS
Just BOOT IT, boot it, boot it, boot it...

You gotta have your printout for the meeting at two, The system says your jobs at the head of the queue, Right then the thing dies but you know what to do, BOOT IT.

You always get so worried when the system runs slow, And when it finally crashes, man you feel so low, But computers make mistakes (they're only human you know) So BOOT IT, Call the local guru to
BOOT IT, BOOT IT,
Go ahead re-institute it.

If you're not lucky, get the book off the shelf, But if you are, it'll do it itself.
BOOT IT, BOOT IT!